Crap In the Incubator

by Moaning Dwarf

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Michael "Radar" Markham - bass, guitar, vocals, keys, effects, percussion, drums, rainbow bright star, samples, drum machine

Szorlock (Of Green) - bass, guitar, vocals, keys, effects, percussion

The Fallen Dwarf - bass, guitar, vocals, keys, effects, percussion, samples, drum machine

Ben Hamstrum Hamstero - vocals


released September 9, 1996

All tracks written & recorded by some combination of the members who appear on this release

Produced by Moaning Dwarf
Copyright & Published by Radar Media 1996



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Track Name: Love It To Death
I can't take it
Don't fuck me
I'll kill you
You've never seen this before

It's not feeling right
It's hurting me
I can't feel it anymore
Track Name: Video Swing (part one)
Track Name: Korfberdinazentyked (part 2)
Track Name: You Must Learn To Crawl
Is the wall moving 4 u?
It's swaying away from where we want 2 b, and then it grabs you and takes u in2 the trees above, and then u fall onto the ground of crying, burning faces.
U cringe and lie there, U c no way 2 escape the dark, but don't let that stop u.

U must learn 2 crawl b4 u learn 2 run or walk, then maybe someday it will help u and take u away from this pain u've fought for almost 100 days.

Hasn't the wall stopped?
Do u feel it plummet you?
On the way down u scream, but nothing is heard
And me?
I'm lying in the sea, and I will not be there 2 catch u, so there, I have nothing 2 offer u.
U should not have spliced your tongue, angering me, and falling with no one.
So don't u cry 2night, u've fought but have 2 pay the price.
It's clutching with it's fists.
You're sweating and your fists are clenched.
No longer passion in your stride. You're dead, and your soul's of black, emitting your interests.
U believed what I confessed just 2 feel it pulling through, and for letting me trust u.
I'm dead.

U were born away.

Look at u mimicking everything u c.
Like a heat, black of phantom, I feel it caressing me, and in your arms u beat your secret dreams u hoped would come true with me.
When u don't know the tricks inside my head, I feel I want u dead
Track Name: Get Down
Track Name: Bloody Rag
I know a secret place we can hide I know an emptiness that burns me inside It's flickering glow brings the cradle of sin In dark, on needles, glass that's shredding within One thing I've got is this will to rebel, and I can kick you into your own hell Twisted away from the ash you were born I've wasted, and I'm disgusted by glee Ow, my stomach Don't touch me I'm so sick of you I'll beat you down, dead Stay away from me, you're just making it worse I've got to get my revenge, so I'll tolerate first, what I've got to do to get myself at you Blood running from your mouth, you try to escape But you see I've pushed into your wake The bleeding holes split open, you're unsure of why I keep coming back to stick you again and again Now this is the last time, the fucking last time I will tell you Until you're dead, then I will fuck you Within the dark you twinkle my bride until the cunt you are shows up outside Minutes wasted, I've got to make up time When everything doesn't work, you're staying alive Oh god! Don't let her get away The unending pressure makes me too excited
This blood rag will clean you
Track Name: Warpedapitimization
Track Name: Traveling Through the Mucus Of the Mind
Track Name: U Broke My Fukin' Heart
Take down what we had before
Let go, we're beyond the sky
Feel me and what I can give you
Let me do all this for you
'Cause I hold the world in my hands
Shut me off, I can't take all this power
Close the door and cut off my chord
Think it's too much, I can't take anymore

Gone away, everything we know
Fled today, need the planet back
What we knew
I can't remember what we learned

Give back everything I had before
No, I won't let this happen again
We were once one, don't leave me now
Gave up on me, I could give you more
Now you're away, and the planet is mine

You're uglier than a pick-up truck
I don't know how you ever became a slut
I hate to listen to you whine
So now I'll kiss you for the last time
You were nice to me when I couldn't find the hole
That's why I love you my sweet Nicole
Track Name: Vibrato On a Bar Stool With No Seat
Track Name: Morning Erection
Oh, my god! Oh, my morning boner! Ow, morning erection, it kills! Walk over to the toilet, try to take a piss! Point my dick down in the
bowl It really hurts! Great big bone Oh, and I try to pee! I got a morning erection! Won't someone come and bring it down? Won't
someone please my morning boner? Make me feel good all morning long? God I gotta' piss!
Track Name: Video Swing (part two)
Track Name: The Laughter In the Back Of Your Mind Yelling and Mocking For You To Go Further
I'm goin' down a place
I know not a trace of what I do and what I've done
It's gone away
Get away from me today
I know I'm not gonna' stay today in this place where you lived

It's a disgrace
What I do to save face
I know it's gone today
I'm taking down a place where you want to stay

Why you go with me I stay
You know where I leave my pain
I left home alone, I stay
I know where I'm feeling okay
Track Name: Bleeding Midget
Again I'm bleeding,
I scream again,
I'm bleeding and hurting,
I'm inside you so don't move too hard,
Cum on me,
Cum to me,
Underneath pain,
The blood fills the floor,
Look at me,
I never knew you were so wonderful,
It cries and lets me bleed,
I know what I do,
How it sees you under the skin,
It's remarkable how much blood is in this little body,
I won't feel this pain again